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cats

Posted on January 07, 2001 at 14:29:32:

dirtboy fasselling says:-

ah yes, our feline friends. how i have treasured their company over all these years spent in solitude.
i have composed a short ode to show my true appreciation and love for this most noble of beasts.

CAT

oh furry feline of the night
that stalks my dreams by pale moonlight
and digs up my garden in order to shite
hygienically

if i apply, with due care
cat food to my derriere
i know i'm in for night of fun
there's nothing quite like
the dexterity of a cats tongue



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