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Re: I have never seen that dress you're wearing...

Posted on January 24, 2001 at 16:04:51:

In Reply to: I have never seen that dress you're wearing... posted by Chris MSTD on January 23, 2001 at 12:57:00:

The Jenga Jedi says:-

hmmm Cradle of Filth? no thanks, I'll take the cheep imitation leather upholstery and paint a face on it... A few tips regarding the art of gun hording.
::Have spouse and children wear blaze orange and shout, "Family coming through!" when moving from room to room in your home.

::Unload gun each night by firing into ceiling, counting each bullet in screamed German.

::Shoot a puppy at point-blank range to illustrate to your children the seriousness of guns.

::Don't leave bullets on the floor where you can slip on them. That's the real killer.

Who's bright idea was it to vote Limp Bizkit to no.1 in the UK charts?? Dumnamit. It's just like 'Nam!!! Talking of Evil Dead.....

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