DESTROY THE APES

Directed By - Axl Rose
Produced By - Roland Rat

Quids in this film is the bollocks. Superior lighting and avant-garde toning makes this tongue twister tale of a bellolous theft on the rock road to ruin almost life-threatening. The homophobic contortionist (David Beckham) lives next door with his flat dog 'Lazarus' and his wishful friend Tobias Rebober (Gary Barlow), Here, all sorts of chaos leads the gallant bastard, Tony Bulimic (Ringo Starr) on a journey to Magaluf to sample life the hard way as a pimp. Unsurpassed film with the intent to harm.




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